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CAPTION CONTEST #5

 

 

Many Thanks to all that entered!

and all those dealers that helped pick the winners

Prizes are on their way!

 


THE TOP 10 WINNERS


1."Hurry up Dad. We've got to get to the trading post before all the Loufas are gone "

 

2. "The game had gotten a bit out of hand..... and everybody was a bit "lacrosse""

 

3."When the game looked like it was getting out of hand in front of Fort Michilimackinac.

Major Etherington tried to calm things down:

"All right everyone, don't you think you're beginning to play a little too rough?

Why don't we all go into the fort for some nice refreshments before someone

gets killed around here!"

 

4."Thats it gents!! A gold piece to whoever captures the Colonel's escaped butterfly!"

 

5."Well Sir! I thought if I could get them interested in collecting butterflies it would

make them less warlike"

 

6."Captain, I'm really tired of getting scalped for these Abenaki playoff tickets every season!"

 

7."Have you noticed that those British referees always call disputes in favour

of the Mohawks?"

 

8."Who says Jai alai is only played in Florida!"

 

9."The Mayan exchange student did not understand that the game was not played for heads,

but was pleased to see they were only down two scalps to three. So he came into the game

with much enthusiasm."

 

10."No, no, no chaps, a Collector's Club is....... oh never mind. "





The Entries


"Hey, hey, it's only a game, don't lose your hair!" 30thMay

 

"The shredded wheat eating competition had gotten out of hand yet again" 30thMay

 

"It was all turning rather ugly.... The Indians had brought their waffle cones, but the British had failed to

bring the ice cream" 30th May

 

"........ Next Scalp Wins...!" 30th May

 

"It was noticed that a player had brought a non regulation stick onto the field of play" 31st May

 

"Somebody had forgotten to bring a ball.... a hat would have to do instead" 31st May

 

"The game had gotten a bit out of hand..... and everybody was a bit "lacrosse"" 31st May

 

"C'mon!! can't we be skins once in a while. These guys are always skins.

I'm tired of being shirts. I wanna be skins this time "  1st June

 

"Hurry up Dad. We've got to get to the trading post before all the Loufas are gone  "  1st June

 

"Detroit 1763: The game of Tag is invented, and an enthusiastic British Officer becomes the

world's first "IT". Several mishaps, tragedies and equipment changes would occur before

the game evolved into the one we know today. "  1st June

 

"Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...... you can't have my scalp! "  1st June

 

"And the winner of this game...... gets my lovely scalp to decorate their lodge"  1st June

 

"Play fair.... but play hard.... look what the winner gets "  1st June

 

"No, no, no chaps, a Collector's Club is....... oh never mind. "  1st June

 

"Lacrosse? If you don't mind I think I'll stick it out!!!!  "  1st June

 

"Penalty called for high sticking"  1st June

 

"The Mayan exchange student did not understand that the game was not played for heads,

but was pleased to see they were only down two scalps to three. So he came into the game

with much enthusiasm."  1st June

 

"The British officer was attempting to explain the "offside" rule"  2nd June

 

"Captain, I'm really tired of getting scalped for these Abenaki playoff tickets every season!"  2nd June

 

"Ho.......wait a second guys! The ball is right here in my hat. See?"  6th June

 

"When the game looked like it was getting out of hand in front of Fort Michilimackinac.

Major Etherington tried to calm things down:

"All right everyone, don't you think you're beginning to play a little too rough?

Why don't we all go into the fort for some nice refreshments before someone

gets killed around here!""  6th June

 

"Hey guys look! In case you haven't noticed the other team is putting down their

sticks and picking up guns! Talk about sore losers!!"  6th June

 

"Officer to Lt. Browne  "If this is a ball game of shirts v's skins,

I think we are in trouble."  6th June

 

"Who says Jai alai is only played in Florida!"  6th June

 

"Opening day of the Hair Club for Men's St. Francis Town Branch"  6th June

 

"Officer and Lt. Browne are offering free samples of Rogaine,

the wigs are for free"  6th June

 

"Hey that's my ball, no its my ball, Hey that's my ball"  6th June

 

"Have you noticed that those British referees always call disputes in favour

of the Mohawks?"  6th June

 

"Whoa! Hold on a minute, when we said Tails we win, heads we lose,

we didn't mean it like that!"  12th June

 

"Sorry Sir - Had to use the last Band-Aid on the general"  12th June

 

"Good news men, strikes over. Management agreed to a 12% increase on cheap

trinkets over 3 years and a shilling co-pay on all generic wampum"  12th June

 

"I try to act enthused for the sake of the kids but untill someone invents the ball

this game is soooo boring."  12th June

 

"OK, great, everybody's wearing their uniform. Now get in there and make sure

they're wearing their cups."  12th June

 

"Sir, They are not disputing the red card, Chief Beckham is upset that the other team

head hunted his stylist"  20th June

 

"Well Sir! I thought if I could get them interested in collecting butterflies it would

make them less warlike"  20th June

 

"Sorry Sir, we thought this was the croquet game - We'll be leaving now"  30th June

 

"The referees frantically blew the whistle and halted the game as they realised

Howling Wolf's lacrosse stick was not "regulation"....."  30th June

 

"Thats it gents!! A gold piece to whoever captures the Colonel's escaped butterfly!"  30th June

 

 

 

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