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CAPTION CONTEST #3

 


THE TOP 10 WINNERS


1."Well, - that's the last time I send THEM Christmas cards!!!!!"    5thJan Frank

many thanks to SIERRA TOY SOLDIER for picking this winner

 

2."Air Mail! There are still some problems to be worked out sir"  7thJan Donnie

many thanks to MINUTEMEN TOY SOLDIER for picking this winner

 

3."I'm having trouble making this out.....any of you chaps speak Huron

by any chance?"  7thJan David

many thanks to MARCH THROUGH TIMES for picking this winner

 

4."Indians 'Going Postal' "  7thJan Ellen

many thanks to THE TOY SOLDIER SHOPPE for picking this winner

 

5.Officer in trapdoor: "Gentlemen: These are all from the tavern keeper down the road.

You've got to stop putting your rum and whiskeys on the Colonel's tab immediately."  7thJan Randy

many thanks to TM TERRAIN for picking this winner

 

6."Next time, we need to get the bloke to build the diorama

with all four walls!"  15thJan Grandpa Reef

many thanks to TROOPS OF TIME for picking this winner

 

7."We said please reply by AIR MAIL - Not ARROW Mail !!"  9thJan Ron

many thanks to TREEFROG TREASURES for picking this winner

 

8."18th Century Post-Its!"  6thJan Ben

 

9."I know this sounds crazy, but they look like invitations"  26thJan eric

many thanks to The Toy Soldier Club Canada for picking this winner

 

10."They've all got the same message,

'Happy Birthday Grenadier Smith'!

                         ......How the hell did they find out???"  9thJan Maurice

 

 

many thanks to all that entered, we had great fun reading them all

Prizes will be on the way soon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well, - that's the last time I send THEM Christmas cards!!!!!"    5thJan Frank

 

"What a way to get an invitation"  5thJan Frank

 

"I don't think too much of the new US mail service"  5thJan Frank

 

"Message for you, Sir!"  6thJan Matt

 

"Here's that scones recipe you liked so much sir. Shall I put the kettle on?"  6thJan Matt

 

"I think that's enough loo paper lads, let's go!"  6thJan Matt

 

"Indian Air Mail!"  6thJan Ben

 

"They got nailed to the boards! LoL,:-),:-("  6thJan Ben

 

"18th Century Post-Its!"  6thJan Ben

 

"Damn in-box full again sir!"  6thJan John.S

 

"You guys wait here..... I'm gonna go call the cops!"  7thJan David

 

"Oh brother, which one of you clowns forgot to pay the cable bill last month?"  7thJan David

 

"I'm having trouble making this out.....any of you chaps speak Huron

by any chance?"  7thJan David

 

"Air Mail! There are still some problems to be worked out sir"  7thJan Donnie

 

"While away from home a few of the boys received Dear John letters"  7thJan Donnie

 

"Dear John letters can be very hurtful!"  7thJan Donnie

 

"What the....he says, 'Stand and deliver! Your lupins or your life!"  7thJan David

 

Officer in trapdoor: "Gentlemen: These are all from the tavern keeper down the road.

You've got to stop putting your rum and whiskeys on the Colonel's tab immediately."  7thJan Randy

 

"See if thay have anything softer?"  7thJan Ellen

 

"Indians 'Going Postal' "  7thJan Ellen

 

"Dear John......."  7thJan Ellen

 

"Hey! Guess what just came through the downstairs window-

an arrow with a message attach....!!!! Whoops sorry!"  8thJan Maurice

 

"SPAM......why so much SPAM!?!"  9thJan Rob

 

"That's One Pointed Letter!!"  9thJan Ron

 

"OK! OK! - We get the point"  9thJan Ron

 

"We said please reply by AIR MAIL - Not ARROW Mail !!"  9thJan Ron

 

"They've all got the same message,

'Happy Birthday Grenadier Smith'!

                         ......How the hell did they find out???"  9thJan Maurice

 

"A recipe for disaster"  9thJan Ian Gordon Ramsey

 

"Come on guys! A kitchen has to work together,

there's customers waiting down here"  9thJan Ian Gordon Ramsey

 

"If I can't get this chef to pull his team together, the Coat and Arms

will never make it past winter"  9thJan Ian Gordon Ramsey

 

"The Huron take advantage of some glaring structural defects

in the fort"  9thJan Eric G.

 

"Well, so much for the idea of distributing pamphlets...."  9thJan Eric G.

 

"You're right. Our names ARE on them!"  9thJan Eric G.

 

"Its no good asking me....I can't read either!"  10thJan Maurice

 

"They're from the local Huron chief..... a game of 'arrers in the scalp & Hatchet

at 8 o'clock tonight!!"  10thJan Maurice

 

"Honest guys, I only got one subscription to Arrow of the Month club"  12thJan Rob

 

"Yes, I guess you could call it hate mail!"  13thJan Glyn

 

"That will teach you to dump Pocahontas"  13thJan Glyn

 

"Can't wait till someone invents the Pony Express!"  13thJan Glyn

 

"Alright you four, finish getting those letters in

and stop pissing about, teas up"  14thJan AM

 

"I have told you guys before, stop sending that spam mail"  14thJan AM

 

"That is what you get for sending it by special delivery airmail"  14thJan AM

 

"Next time, we need to get the bloke to build the diorama

with all four walls!"  15thJan Grandpa Reef

 

"If I ever meet the bureaucrat that came up with this new inter-departmental

memo system, I'm gonna give him a memo right between the eyes!!"  16thJan rcraig

 

"Dangit, man, who forgot to pay the bills?

That Huron Collection Agency means business"  16thJan Adam

 

"Sir! Wouldn't it be easier if we just put a little resin across the top of these notes

and posted them to the wall?

We could call them Notch-its, or Sticky-its, or some such nonsense!"  16thJan Adam

 

The Huron took the term "adding insult to injury" a tad too literally  20thJan Alexis

 

"Yes, yes, but where are those MINIATURES I ordered?!

Oh, never mind, I can see them loading the cannon right now....."  20thJan Alexis

 

"Don't you hate papercuts, eh Rawlings? .....Rawlings??"  20thJan Alexis

 

"St. Valentine's Day Massacre"  26thJan Paul

 

"That's it! That's my card.  The five of diamonds!"  26thJan Paul

 

man in hole"It says....'Did you get our last text message?'"  26thJan Paul

 

"OK, I suggest we go back to the old way of receiving complaints!"  27thJan Joe

 

"I know this sounds crazy, but they look like invitations"  26thJan eric

 

"With all the activity out there, scouts are sending in reports by arrow

So heads up, lads!"  26thJan eric

 

"Hold your fire, men! They're just trying to play on our nerves with

these fake body tags"  26thJan eric

 

"Hate Mail"  31stJan Tim

 

"....dammit all..... next one who exclaims 'You've got mail'

I shoot myself!"  31stJan Geoff

 

 

 

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