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CAPTION CONTEST #7
Many Thanks to all that entered!
and
all those dealers that helped pick the winners.
THE TOP 10 WINNERS
1. "For Whom the Lunch Bell Tolls"
2. "Senora Visiers' cantina was just too good to TAPAS!"
3. “I bet they're the British contingent, always queuing for something”
4. “ It was always an exciting event for the troops when a prisoner
was brought out to demonstrate
the pin-point accuracy of the tank guns.”
5. “While Pierre Latour,the French commander of the XV International Brigade
argues with Thomas Branson, his English counterpart over whose T-26
will lead the advance against the Nationalists at Jarama,
Russian mechanic Alexy Sobaka attempts to get their attention
by holding up essential replacement parts
for both tanks that only he knows how to install.”
6. "Its OK i've found the salad servers,we can now all eat !
Carlos is obviously the only one in his unit
that knowsit's an "All you can eat for 1 pesato" promotion.
7. “That’s not fair that you ALWAYS get the big utensils.
You can eat so much faster than us.
It’s OUR turn now!”
8. "Idiot! I told him we were going for a 3 pronged attack and he turns up with a fork!"
9."Maybe a crossed fork and spoon would attract more recruits than a hammer and sickle."
“10. The entrée was fantastic but the dessert was to die for”
The Entries
"Senora Visiers' cantina was just too good to TAPAS!"
“ What do you mean "you've lost the cutlery"?
“Are you sure that'll cure his Body Odour problem?”
“Thats one heck of a spliff”
"Товарищ капитан! Это не достаточно, водка для больше людей!"
(Comrade Captain! There is NOT enough Vodka for more people!)
“Comrade, Comrades, How much are you willing to pay for this fine Ginsu fork and spoon set?
Don’t be shy, the bidding starts at only $19.99.
You can't get it cheaper even on late night TV or EBAY. Satisfaction guaranteed.
All items can be returned and they should be addressed to Generalissimo Franco.”
“Hey, did you just flick ash in my soup?”
“Will you stop tapping me on the shoulder!”
“Have you got any fork handles?”
“Due to the alarming amount of casualties and fatalities...
NATO has now restricted any form of incendiary and explosive weapons for modern day warfare...
the new universally accepted and approved NATO weapons will be the common ordinary kitchen spoon and fork...
please turn in your weapons now and line up to receive your new equipment...
we can only hope our opponents adhere...good luck in battle men...”
“Do I have an opening bid for these items?”
“There's a reserve on these, if it isn't reached they're going on ebay.”
“I bet they're the British contingent, always queuing for something”
“Miguel's Gazpacho did not receive the warm reception he had hoped for.”
"Looks like we'll be needing a new Company Cook. Any Volunteers? Anyone?"
"The entree was fantastic but the dessert was to die for"
“Manuel had been holding the cutlery aloft for 8 hours, only 7 minutes to go for the squad record!”
“Look! Look! I found Wellington's cutlery!”
“It just wasn't fair, 'no one expects' an attack at dinner time!”
So what, ours are still bigger than yours".
“It was the 'Night of the Long Cutlery'....but some bleeder had half inched all the knives!”
“ Well, that's one way to guarantee that the fork won't run away with the spoon.”
“ It was always an exciting event for the troops when a prisoner was brought out to demonstrate
the pin-point accuracy of the tank guns.”
“All right, wait! Last one.....what did the fork say to the spoon? Nothing, forks can't talk.”
"I bet he's serving Mierda on a Shingle AGAIN!!!"
"Hello Baaaarrrrcelona!!. Are you ready to Rock!!!!"
"I don't know For Whom the Bell Tolls but I do know where to get some dinner rolls"
One annoyed Spaniard soldier with no paella
“What’s the matter you, taken my spaghetti’
Get your bloody own, you great hairy yeti,
Give me back me grub, give it back to me
Or, I’ll shut up your face”
(sung to the tune of “Shaddap your face” - Joe Dolce )
"No, really, guys! These are the last two left! But I will let them go for only 500 pesetas each!"
"Tanks for the trophies, guys!"
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Get yer paper here!"
“While Pierre Latour, the French commander of the XV International Brigade argues with Thomas Branson,
his English counterpart over whose T-26 will lead the advance against the Nationalists at Jarama,
Russian mechanic Alexy Sobaka attempts to get their attention by holding up
essential replacement parts for both tanks that only he knows how to install.”
“Who’s up for Paella, raise your hand!”
"For Whom the Lunch Bell Tolls"
" I've got them! The last toilet brushes in all of Spain!"
"Its OK i've found the salad servers,we can now all eat!
"That's Manuel - He's from Barcelona. If he serves you, don't mention the war! "
Carlos is obviously the only one in his unit that knows it's an "All you can eat for 1 pesato" promotion.
"Who hates the Generalissimo as much as I do, c'mon hands up!"
"Esta Noche en Iron Chef Espana"
"No, no I said who's ready FOR dessert. Not who's ready TO desert"
" These Flatpacked Tanks are all very good ,but I seem to have two pieces leftover"
“Look No Schitzel Siegfried just good old American Spam”
"Guys, I found the silverware! Tonight, we dine on REAL food!"
"Shake weights for sale!"
"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I'll admit it. I've never seen anyone cut hair that well, that fast with just a fork and spoon!”
"EAT SPOON AND GO FORK YOURSELF"
"I see we have company over for dinner."
"Okay guys, you can do K.P. duty."
Men on stairs: “I’m glad WE don’t have to eat that green slime!”
“Maybe if I took that guy’s cigarette, I could choke down the rest of my green soup...”
“Hey now, I won these utensils fair and square!”
“Hooray a capture! I don’t ever have to eat that horrible cooking again!”
“Excuse me! Did anybody drop these?”
Men on stairs: “Stay back and keep quiet--maybe we won’t have to eat that green slop.”
“Okay, just kidding! I really did make supper!”
“I promise I won’t cook ever again!”
“Hey, the burnt roast wasn’t THAT bad, was it?”
“I confess! I ate the last cookie!”
“Let’s sing! Altogether now!”
“Present arms!”
“That’s not fair that you ALWAYS get the big utensils.
You can eat so much faster than us. It’s OUR turn now!”
“Comrade Carlos, you are under arrest for carrying a non-JJD fork and spoon.”
Tank driver: “That’s the last time I use Google Maps!”
“Chef Jose was so important to the Condor Legion that he was guarded by two BT-5s.”
"Idiot! I told him we were going for a 3 pronged attack and he turns up with a fork!"
The Nationalists always came down hard on those caught stealing cutlery from the General's diner,
"Franco & Bennys".
"So what, ours are still bigger than yours".
“Okay, guys, I won’t make any more of that green soup.”
“I think that your cigarette tastes better than my soup.”
"Maybe a crossed fork and spoon would attract more recruits than a hammer and sickle."
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