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CAPTION CONTEST 11
THE WINNERS
1."When Smithers’ asked for volunteers, the parade ground went ‘earily’ silent."
2."I am sorry you gentlemen do not like my singing but the chaplain
insists that we cannot have a proper service without hymns"
3."Earwax parade occurred on the second Tuesday of every month."
4."You sir….your hat is not silly enough!! Remove it or I shall remove your head like I did with everyone’s left ear"!
5."Cleanliness may be next to Godliness but nobody wanted a 6ft Q-tip stuck in their ear."
The Entries
"What the major was doing preaching nobody knows. But he was so bad that the troops
didn’t have the heart to tell him that he would never be another Billy Graham."
"Ere, ere, what’s going on 'ear' then?"
"Captain Smith loved his singing voice, unfortunately this wasn’t reciprocated by the men!"
"The men often turned a deaf ear to his commands."
"The Deftones were actually formed in 1815."
"Pearls before Swine"
check out the other Caption Contests for extra laughs!
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