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CAPTION CONTEST #10
THE WINNERS
1."Guys, I’m certain I had Mabel’s engagement ring while working on Lt .Foster’s 'Camel'"
2."Jones was up next…..with the game on the line would he toss the wrench, play the hammer option or choose box #2?"
3."To while away the time the RFC lad’s often played a game of 'Spot the difference'."
4.Christmas 1918: "Well if those contain gold and Frankincense the third box must be the myrrh."
5."An impromptu game of find the lady always enhanced Chalky Whites beer money no end."
The Entries
"Smith was always throwing a wrench into the mechanic corps’ plans, so as a punishment,
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the seargent ordered him to do some real wrench throwing."
"If it wasn’t for Briggs goofing up the tool selection the ground crew would have passed inspection.
so before the seargent returned, the crew made sure that Briggs got lots of practice."
"How come there’s always a bit leftover?"
"Right, how is it going to fit back into the box?"
"Find the pea’ was a popular game in 1916."
"So far toolbox inspection was going well."
"Right, we need a tool to connect the propeller thing to the fuselargy thing, any suggestions?"
"With no paint drying, they had to watch something."
"Before the advent of television, ‘watching the toolbox’ was a popular pastime……although there were many repeats."
"OK, OK, didn’t one of you think of writing your name on yours?"
"After a long tour in the field, the men did not want to hear about who or what they weren't allowed to "Covet""
"Lt Jenkins's version of "Nearer My God to Thee" sounded a lot like Yoko Ono's "My Man""
"Cpl Meldrew’s OCD strikes again “No I said the one & three quarters goes there, not the three and three quarters"
"It’s not the Hun in the sun you have to worry about it’s the Jack in the box. Private Brown did like his little jokes!"
"Ok who ordered pastrami on rye with a side of coleslaw?"
"I requested oil pans not bed pans!"
"Once emergency personnel arrived the dead mouse was safely removed and flight operations returned to normal."
"I got 410 the ball is in box #3"
JOHN JENKINS DESIGNS
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WONG CHUK HANG,
HONG KONG
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