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CAPTION CONTEST 12
THE WINNERS
1."Hi, mom and dad. Wait till you meet my new best friend from summer camp".
2."Private Jenkins was usually a reliable sentry but he just couldn’t resist a parade."
3."Now, what was it…. 10 points for a tricorn, and 5 for a mitre,
or 10 points for a mitre and 5 for a tricorn?"
4.""You’re welcome to see the new clubhouse" had lost something in the translation."
5."All Clear!, No hostilities around here"
The Entries
"Yes, I know I’m out of step."
"Got any Nurofen? I think I’m GOING to need a couple!"
"Swing away Merrill!"
"A cunning plan…… Baldrick was well and truly……. Stuck to the door……"
"SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, ADIEU"
"The 44th Regimental Glee Club & Marching Society heads for home after their final engagement of the year, entertaining a gathering of Iroquois Warriors encamped in an abandoned fort along the Monongahela River. At the conclusion of their performance they were enthusiastically greeted with open arms and other weapons."
"The Indians of the Ohio Valley learned to hone their lacross skills by practicing their swings on the smiling idiots who were found bringing up the rear"
"The first known "hit and run" on American soil"
"Hey everyone, we're back. Great news…..no Indians around for miles. You can all relax"!
"Something got lost in the translation when the British told the Indians to "cover their back"
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JOHN JENKINS DESIGNS
UNIT 6E, TOWER 2,
KING LEY INDUSTRIAL BUILDING,
33-35 YIP KAN STREET,
WONG CHUK HANG,
HONG KONG
Tel: 852 9041 9065